HA! Looks like I didn’t respond to his ‘stealing chocolate’ bit.

I’m reading this over, and I am still confused. If the stealing chocolate thing wasn’t a joke, than what was it? 

Dudes - never admit to anyone that people don’t respond to you often (I’d say that is an implied assumption), or that you are so unable to cope with rejection that you delete messages from your outbox in order to ‘erase’ them from your own memory.

This is the firs thing he ever sent to me. I’d like to clarify that no where on my profile does it say; 1. that I like chocolate, 2. that I steal things or 3. that I steal chocolate.

You’re going to see a lot of posts from this guy. Though, not as many as I would like. He IMs me through the online dating site I use - If I miss them, they save to my inbox. If I don’t miss them they float into thin air? Who knows.

I also have no idea what this dudes “plan” is. Typically it’s just to say mean things to me, why? I have no idea. You’ll see.

These kind of messages sends me ‘through the roof’. I don’t understand - You’re supposed to make me interested in you. You’re supposed to intrigue me and trick me into writing a 300+ message back. I don’t even respond to messages like this. If I did, it would read, “nothing. Good. We’ve never met?” Match made in heaven? I think not.

C’mon dudes - effort is key!